Ha ha, Very Funny.

I am definitely the kind of guy that likes a good joke. Like when I used to send JP a picture of a squirrel over ICQ, except I would rename it something like "sexy lingerie party" or something like that and then it would just be a picture of a squirrel. Then a half hour later, I would rename the picture again and resend it. Worked every time. But people, sometimes you can take a joke too far, and it ends up hurting someone. And this weekend you took a funny joke and shoved it over the edge. I am not amused any longer.

I admit that it was clever that you decided to make the Disney movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua the number one movie at the box office. That's funny, and you really stuck it to Shia Lebeouf by knocking Eagle Eye out of the top spot. I can appreciate that. But then you had to go and do it again this weekend. Look, that's just not cool. Do you want that movie to gross over 100 million? You know what that means, don't you? That's right, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2. Are you sure you can handle that? I know I can't.

You have no excuses anymore. There are plenty of good movies out there to go see instead. I can't believe we are in the middle of the worst financial crisis ever, and you people spend your shrunken entertainment budget on a movie about dogs who talk to each other in spanglish and reinforce Latin American stereotypes. You want to take your kids to see a movie? F Beverly Hills Chihuahua, go see Igor instead. You want to take your special person out to see a cutesy movie? Go see Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. Perhaps you are a glutton for punishment and desire a real piece of crap. I can see why you might choose a movie featuring George Lopez's comedy schtick except this time he is a dog, but you have much more variety. Check out Fireproof or Quarantine. I'm sure those movies suck, and you can ensure that this joke gone awry doesn't go any further.

Please, I beg you. For the good of America, don't go to Beverly Hills Chihuahua anymore!